From The Editors:

We recently hired Josh Klein to write a weekly Friday column which was light on statistics, medium on advice, heavy on nonsense, and heavier on terrible jokes which would make our incredibly smart and easily cajoled readers roll their collective eyes. So far, he’s wasted almost three thousand words over two columns and recommended one player; we are pretty sure it’s Titans QB Marcus Mariota, but it may very well be former Padres outfielder Xavier Nady. Oh, and he also had a weird column about this guy. What we are trying to say is: We made a mistake. We make them all the time.  Here’s another one. Oh, jeez. PLEASE DON’T CANCEL YOUR SUBSCRIPTION.

So. Hindsight is 20/20, and we’re moving on, but we made another mistake. NO NOT THIS ONE. We actually didn’t find a replacement for this week and just realized that we wanted a column on Friday. And Frank owed a favor to  a guy he worked with. So, without further ado, for the third edition of Josh Squashes (weird that we’re keeping the same name, maybe just go along with this bit, maybe cut me a little slack, MAYBE THIS ISN’T EVEN AN EDITOR WRITING THIS DON’T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ JUST BECAUSE IT’S IN ITALICS) please welcome Ted, The Bro From Accounting Who Always Wants To Talk To You About His Fantasy Team.

BROS.

BRO-OHS.

BRO-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OHS.

I am about to drop some fantasy KNOWLEDGE on your asses.