The Freedman Report Week 9: Mike Evans for President and Something Sinister in Seattle

John Solis
November 10, 2016

Earlier this week, I wasted minutes of my life photoshopping Hillary’s head onto Christine Michael’s body. You know the one; the star-spangled jumpsuit, gold chains, and mismatched designer sneakers. It wasn’t my best work, but neither is this column. Time for some jokes. Membership Required You must be a member to access this content. View Membership Levels Already a member? Log in here...

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John Solis used to believe in the San Diego Chargers. Now he doesn't believe in anything.

The Solis Report, Pre-Draft Special Part II: An Idiot’s Guide to the 2019 Rookie Class, 1.01-1.12

John Solis April 22, 2019

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The Solis Report: Pre-Draft Special

John Solis April 3, 2019

These days, I’m not sleeping well. Every time I close my eyes a certain number burns bright against the red-black darkness of my inner eyelids. I wake up exhausted and drag myself as if underwater to the bathroom, little more than a spectator in my own life. Beneath the white noise of the shower, a low and sinister whisper: “32 Jokes™.” I shake my head and…...