Last week, savvy readers realized that I had spelled “Christine Michael” with the first letter of each heading. That’s why I listed “Indianapolis Colts” three times.
This week, I am so zonked out on cold medication that the most interesting thing I’ll probably do is reference last weeks’ easter eggs. It’s gonna be a rough one. But I was this close to not even doing it this week, so don’t say I never did nothin for ya, man.