Recently, the man behind the RotoViz curtain published (yet another) apologia for Panthers wide receiver Devin Funchess — because it wasn’t enough for (some of) us (not named “Matthew Freedman”) to lead you astray last year. If you want to think of this as a rap battle that I’m destined to lose, that’s cool. I prefer to think of this as the return of the Dissenting Costanzan.