During the 2013 and 2014 NFL seasons, I did separate weekly rundowns of the running back and wide receiver positions on a team-by-team basis. Respectively, these posts were called the Backfield Report and the Wideout Report. These pieces, somewhat popular among a very narrow subsect(ion) of the human population, were two-fifths informative, one-fifth actionable, one-ninth descriptive, one-eighth satirical, one-seventh inimical, four-fifths nonsensical, and 100 percent mathematical.