Are you ready?
If you’re reading this column, you’ve purchased a season pass to an extremely nerdy fantasy football website and openly embraced the madness, so you’re probably trying to watch all the games on Sunday. And I don’t mean “Hey, we should go to brunch at a restaurant with a TV so
There’s a Bentley parked outside the door to our apartment.
I had a lot to be thankful for, and I had a whole piece planned about Thanksgiving. It was going to be a meandering, free-flowing, think piece talking about the fun and fancy free life that we lead as fantasy football players, especially during the holiday of Thanksgiving where we will inevitably
Oh, hey guy! I didn’t see you there. You shouldn’t sneak up on me, you’re so light on your feet. Since we’re coming up on the first anniversary (Paper!) of my first RotoViz column. I encourage you to check it out here, as I get a free year of
I can totally do this. It seems too daunting to try, but I know that I can do this. I have toyed with this idea the entire season, and when will the opportunity arise again? It’s happening. I am going to write the most cliche fantasy advice column of all
Dreams are weird. It’s your unconscious vacillating between trying to make you feel like you’re on top of the world and having an unusual sexual encounter and falling down a well and in a building that’s wobbling because it’s so windy outside. My nightmares used to always be the same.
My friends and I have a game where one of us will try to come up with a million dollar idea off the top of our head, and the rest of us will try to brainstorm a way to make it better, workshopping it until it’s something that we think would
I’ve got to admit something you guys. I have some flaws. Besides the residual odors that I leave on your couch, and my propensity to scratch myself in a public place when I think no ones looking, and my inability to use semicolons correctly; I’m a fairly narcissistic person.
You guys, I’m not going to lie. Coming up with column ideas week after week is hard. Super hard. Harder than-