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The RotoViz Report: 17 August 2015 – Rumford Johnny

August 17, 2015: The RotoViz Report: A RotoViz Radio News Show, hosted by Matthew Freedman (@MattFtheOracle) with guest Rumford Johnny (@RumfordJohnny).

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News Items

On the show, Matt & Johnny discuss Geno Smith’s jaw; Steve Smith, Sr.’s retirement; T.Y. Hilton’s contract; and Kevin White’s shin.

“No Shit!” or “Shit, No!”

In a segment dedicated almost entirely to pseudo-“useless” news, Matt & Johnny storm through a litany of items ranging from Melvin Gordon’s progress to Brian Hartline’s just-a-guy-ness.

Is This News Item Fake?

Recently, Jerry Jones and his wife, Gene, donated $10.65M to the University of Arkansas and specifically to the Sports Kinesiology Department to go toward research on preventing and treating soft tissue injuries. The school organized a ceremony to mark the occasion of the gift, at which Jones was asked why in particular the money was to go toward soft tissue research, and this was his answer: “Well, a lot of reasons, really, but I can give you the short answer in three words: Darren McFadden’s hamstrings.”

Is this news item real?—or fake?

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Hot Outtakes

Matt mutes his microphone; Matt explains his cough; Johnny details the Nick Cage-ness of his Matt Freedman impersonation.

Show Notes:

The show’s introduction is provided by the vocal talents of Randy E. Aguebor (@RandyAguebor), the Arbitrage James Earl Jones.

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