The RotoViz Report: 27 July 2015 – Pat Kerrane
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On the show, Matt & Pat discuss Adrian Peterson’s new contract; Justin Hunter’s arrest; Marcus Mariota’s agreement with the Titans; and C.J. Spiller’s receiving potential with the Saints.
“No Shit!” or “Shit, No!”
In a segment dedicated almost entirely to pseudo-“useless” news, Matt & Pat storm through a litany of items ranging from Peterson’s 2015 rushing goal to Josh Gordon and Terrelle Pryor‘s decision to train with Randy Moss.
Is This News Item Fake?
According to Dan Carson, a trending lead writer on Bleacher Report, a couple of weekends ago after participating in a celebrity golf tournament in Lake Tahoe, Jerry Rice—the greatest WR of all time and the 2006 Dancing with the Stars Runner-Up—happened to visit a gentlemen’s establishment, and, during a song by the rapper Future, he joined the scantily clad “model” on the stage, started dancing with her, and decided to remove his shirt to remind the world that his abs are still just as polished as his route-running.
Is this news item real?—or fake?
Matt wonders how to pronounce Nate Ulrich’s name and discusses the three-down-ness of nose tackle Danny Shelton; the playoff futility of Andy Dalton; the awesome horridness of the Tennessee trio, Hunter, Cordarrelle Patterson, and Da’Rick Rogers; and the burial ground that is the slot position.
Show Notes: “Straight Cash, Homey”
The show’s introduction is provided by the vocal talents of Randy E. Aguebor (@RandyAguebor), the Arbitrage James Earl Jones.
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