The Post Where I Piss All Over Your Tyler Eifert Cheerios
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Let’s get this post kicked off the right way, and when I say right way, I mean I’m going to piss in your Cheerios. I have to do it because you (and when I say you, I really mean we) get too caught up in every rookie class and you lose all historical perspective. This can be illustrated fairly easily by looking at new Bengals tight end Tyler Eifert and comparing him to a mystery tight end. This is my favorite gimmick right now if you haven’t guessed. Anyway, let’s compare these two tight ends on some simple measurables when they were just prospects.